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Disney Faggot Week

The biggest concentration of HIV cases on the East Coast.
San Francisco corners the West Coast HIV market. Every year the Disney Faggot Week becomes the East Coast top HIV spot. The most popular ride is the Rock Hudson HIV Space Mountain ride. It goes backwards.
by queensburykid August 14, 2023
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Faggot

Misspelling of Fagott, German for "bassoon" (generally used by conductors who are too lazy to translate). Also used in orchestra terminology to refer to the bassoonist.
Hey, meet Fabio. He's our faggot.
by fayarc February 17, 2018
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Faggot

A word used to describe a man presenting as straight who constantly tries to reinforce their masculinity or emphasize their heterosexuality.

Most of their money is spent on gender-affirming products pandering to like-minded individuals including: massive lifted trucks used exclusively for commuting, "tactical" alternative to everyday items, and anything that uses either "Alpha" or "for real men" in its marketing.

Because every action they undertake is one-man competitive dick-showing competition, they will often react to others simply existing around them with great hostility or spite, resulting in their self-alienation, which they then blame on a male loneliness epidemic. Examples of hostile behavior include racing in traffic, general racism, and rolling coal on on other drivers. Examples of their spite include refusing to be neighborly and becoming escalatingly more inconsiderate, bringing their own meat to began restaurants, commenting "MAGA" or "Trump 2024" on posts with black or queer people on social media, and joining the Proud Boys because of increased black and queer presence in media. Behavior identical or alike to this is referred to as "faggotry."

The standard faggot intersects with other subcultures including the douchebags, fuckboys, crypto enthusiasts, and Christian nationalists or conservatives. Where faggotry is present, the term "faggot" is the most appropriate term with which to refer to these people. They are deeply insecure, and incredibly fragile.
Example #1
Guy 1: Have you talked to John lately?
Guy 2: No; the last time I talked to him, he was laughing about how he killed his ex-girlfriend's cat because she broke up with him.

Guy 1: Didn't HE cheat on HER?
Guy 2: Yup.

Guy 1: Damn, John's a massive faggot.

Example #2
Wife: James, can you please wash your balls? They smell like shit.

James: FUCK YOU CUNT. Because you're such a bitch, I'm going to go fuck a skunk before you blow me next time.

Wife: Damn, I'm married to a fucking faggot.

Example #3
Neighbor: Hey Chris, it's 3AM. Can you stop revving your RAM 2500, blasting Five Finger Death Punch, and firing off your desert eagle? I'm your doctor, I need some sleep, and you have an appointment at my office in 4 hours.
Chris: FUCK YOU. IT'S MY RIGHTS TO DO THIS. THIS IS AMERICA. FUCKING LIBTARD. I'M GOING TO DO DONUTS ON YOUR LAWN AND FUCK UP ALL YOUR LANDSCAPING. FUCK YOU.

Neighbor: God I hate being neighbors with this stupid faggot.
by xxdeepfried69xx March 9, 2024
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Mach faggot

One who quickly becomes gay , unpronounced gayness , 100% faggot
by Kingman13 July 25, 2016
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Faggot

A weird word that rhymes with maggot.
Faggot sounds off because it has something to do with an F maggot.
by Truboy400 December 17, 2022
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faggot

The famous Faggot is a traditional dish coming from the United Kingdom. The dish consists of minced off-cuts and offal mixed with herbs and sometimes breadcrumbs. It is a great dish to serve the family, especially with mashed potatoes
Child; Mum, what are we having for dinner?
Mum; we're having British faggots ! ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›
Child; what the fuck
by daddy๐Ÿ˜› May 14, 2023
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faggot cock dike twink

a homosexual of pigmented skin with a rather large penis who has sexual intercourse with human vegetables.
Russel: Hey Henry, don't be such a faggot cock dike twink!!!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!
by meowmeowpooface February 4, 2024
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