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douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....
The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
by kath14<3 September 8, 2010
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Douche Bag

Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.
Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....
by raiderjason October 30, 2011
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class bag

A sarcastic description of a person, or their behavior, when they are not classy in a situation where they should have been.
1.Wearing a tuxedo t - shirt to a wedding. 2. Did you see the class bag with the 40 oz in the theater?
by Dirt_bag_dan_85 June 13, 2014
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Dumpster Bag

One who keeps a ton of unnecessary item in there purse or bag.
I was searching through JoEllen purse today and never found the eyeliner, boy she has a Dumpster Bag.
by PlusSizeBarbie April 17, 2014
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Bagging the jerky

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.
by stardust117 August 17, 2018
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cuttin' bags

When you have so little weed left that all that remain is powdered bits of leaf and crystal. Being next to impossible to scoop or pour it all out properly, you are forced to shake the contents of the bag into a corner, then physically cut it off - thus avoiding any waste of your last bowl. It is a sign of dire needs to pick up more pot.
"I really need to pick up more pot. We're cuttin' bags for this last bowl."

"We're at the bottom of our stash, looks like we're cuttin' bags."
by Okibi February 5, 2010
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douche bag

One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.
Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".
by Redefinition March 5, 2011
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