The act of a Heeb going to a bank taking $100 worth of pennies and shoving them in their rectum and liking every penny clean
by Taylor is a heeb April 28, 2023
when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"
by thefull8inches August 18, 2023
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Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”
Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
by MoniNac July 09, 2024
Valerie Taylor is a strong lady who does not take shit from anyone. She's sexy and beautiful, her eyes are the best feature of her face. She's very loyal and nice. She doesn't care what you say about her, and she gives everyone a chance. If you're friends with a Valerie Taylor keep her because she knows how it goes!
by slayer1703 December 12, 2016
A creep, a general causer of mischief and mayhem. One should not get in tow with him on a night out because it will most likely end in carnage. fathers be warned, lock up your daughters!
Tatty: "what u up to tonite chief?"
Chief: "Fuck knows man, just stayin in"
Tatty: "aw come on u borin cunt, just come oot, we'll get doofer man"
Chief: "Aye, u up for it like? fuck it man, lets gain tumble doon the braes, u get the carry out and i'll phone apple"
Chief: "Fuck knows man, just stayin in"
Tatty: "aw come on u borin cunt, just come oot, we'll get doofer man"
Chief: "Aye, u up for it like? fuck it man, lets gain tumble doon the braes, u get the carry out and i'll phone apple"
by Gav Reid, represent bitch July 22, 2004