Rockefeller tree

Nothing. It doesn't exist. It is only a tree. Definitely didn't transport eleven kids across the multiverse and it most certainly didn't grow legs and start walking around New York City while shooting lightning out of it. It is only a tree in New York City

"That Rockefeller Guy sure is swell! :D He should invent trees or smth idk"
"Yeah, it could be a rockefeller tree or somthing"

by xX_sexgod3000_Xx March 04, 2023

splits on trees

No one really knows what it means. 🤔🤔🤔

I be doing splits on trees

by RAR XD February 21, 2018

Unicorn Tree

A group of ten or more people having group sex in an icecream parlor.

I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.

Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.

by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 22, 2010

bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

sad tree

A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.

Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?

Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.

by the_crazy_alien April 23, 2018

Yew tree primary

It is the most shittest school you can go in of the the whole of England even the world

Oh I fucking hate that school named yew tree primary

by Yeet primary shit September 11, 2019

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 11, 2020