Sam

Very rude and mean to females. Calls everyone who isn’t his friend a normie and bitches a lot. Thinks he is good in fashion but wears the same outfit every day. Also thinks he is hot but in reality is unattractive and mean.

Hey Sam!

Bye you ain’t my friend...

Hey can we be friends Sam?
No, your supreme tee looks fake!

by savage 077 January 4, 2019

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Sam Fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

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Sam

Not really special just a person.
Has no clue what to do at all.
Pretty standard person.

person 1: "oh hi sam."
Sam: "hey."
person 1: "what's up?"
Sam: "i don't know really."

by lilboibabby September 4, 2018

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Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

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