The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
Get the Dutch Diving mug.The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
Get the Dutch oven mug.The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.
Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh
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Get the Dutch Munchkin mug.non-F1 fan: I love the dutch anthem, there is a nice melody in it!
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.
by lacMC9 March 26, 2024
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Get the Dutch refund mug.When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.
She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
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Get the Double Dutch mug.An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.
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