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Jacob

this boy never knows when to give up on things and i love that about him tbh it can be sad watching him get rejected for the like idk the 8th time LMAO but like he finally found someone who likes him back so lmao good for him. hes rlly funny and nice at times. this mf wears the same shit everyday!! gotta strive in that champion hoodie huh? good for him tbh he gets the bitches in that champion hoodie. maybe he'll get even more in the todoroki one he got for his birthday. nah but actually hes really nice and a cool guy although that mf is sad like when i mean sad i mean sad sad that man needs a hug nah not even that will do that mf needs more then just a hug he needs like 2 hugs because damn he is sad. i wish he wouldnt hide everything with a lil dumb mask and not show that hes upset so people wont worry abt him like man its sad. recently he kinda spilled everything out at me and wow he is sad like i feel bad for him.
person: wow that person is really funny and gets no bitches!!

me: oh yeah thats just my good pal jacob.
by Ghostyenx March 19, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is extremely charming to anyone who’s meeting him for the first time. A Jacob is a great person to joke around with and knows how to make you feel special. His true intentions are always good but he may appear somewhat cocky at times. He’s inwardly caring and he loves his mom. He is very athletic and attractive. He has a tendency to push real things away but you’ll stay up late thinking about him anyways. Don’t mess with him or his girl or you’ll regret it. He’s so smart but doesn’t want people to know. His smile makes your heart melt and all the girls want him. He wants to come off as cool, and he is. He can put up a wall when he starts to feel something because he’s scared. If he lets you in, don’t take him for granted. He’s actually really caring, even if he doesn’t want to admit it. He’s really good at giving cute nicknames too. He’s pretty irresistible and although he has his rough patches, you won’t regret being close to him; even if your not with him forever.
Me: Hey, your hair looks good today.
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
by dear_sally December 17, 2020
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jacob bae

is the best person that exists on this planet, his soul is so beautiful , he cares about everyone , he loves his fans , is talented af , kindest person on earth, a visual, everything that a mom wishes for her daughter. and his fans love him more that he could ever imagine. (he's not gonna read this but still) we love you so much jacob :D <3
i love you , -s
deobi 1: omg is that an angel?!!

deobi2: girl no that's Jacob bae..
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jacob

Why is Jacob such a fat cunt?
It’s called carbs
by Taliban go-cart June 21, 2020
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Jacob

Around friends and family, he is very crazy and definitely fun, he also has a great sense for a good person. Jacob is very funny, loves to laugh, and has the most amazing sense of humour imaginable. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob, he will love you with all his heart, so don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you. He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall, usually with dirty blonde hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There are almost no words to describe how perfect he is. His smile could brighten anyone’s day. He also loves to do dangerous activities for fun. As well as all this he is fighting God of all gods whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non-human in nature. Jacob’s true identity and age are unknown though he takes on the form of a tall teenage male with blonde hair. He wins at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control all elements with his mind. His powers are infinite, and still being found. He is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 95% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of regenerating after attaining wounds. He also has a male reproductive organ of immeasurably astounding size.
Girl - look there’s Jacob!
Girl 2 - I know he’s so amazing!!
Girl 2 - I wish he was mine!
Guy - I wish I was him...
by Infinitos December 29, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob has a big cock lol jk
by Fatweiner May 21, 2018
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Jacob

A handsome muscular guy you just want to preform cock and ball torture on
“Jacob’s muscles almost bulge as much as his balls”
by Nate Carlson May 5, 2019
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