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Strawberry Goon Sauce

Strawberry Goon Sauce - a combination of discharge, cum, and menstruation blood from a female
“Hey did you hear that after Grace and Michael fucked, his dick was covered in her strawberry goon sauce?”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
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strawberry man

草莓人
i am a 草莓人 (i am a strawberry man chinese)
by nerdmaster240 August 7, 2024
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Strawberry

Was there really a reason for u to search this up
Kira: give me a strawberry please
Mike: no fuck off I’m sleeping
by rei is cool August 25, 2024
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Strawberry Milkshake

when you Cum on a girls face then blow your brains out over her
"I feel like traumatizing that bitch Mindy, Imma give her a Strawberry Milkshake"
by Shellshocked2350 September 21, 2023
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Strawman

That isn't my claim though is it? My claim a that you're a women-worshipping fat fucking hairy dungeon gnome who's resigned himself to inferiority so readily that even the prospect that women aren't walking, sentient fucking virtue detectors is an unacceptable affront to the life to which you've resigned yourself. No amount of effort is going to make you better than me and any more effort than I currently expend would make ME Andrew Tate. And you fucking hate him too. Fuck all the women. Use the fact that you're able to fuck all of the women... To exploit the women... BY exploiting the incels. They deserve it for giving him their money. But you don't want to have to be inferior to HIM while simultaneously DESPERATELY DEMANDING I accept equality or even inferiority to a fucking retard. So what do you do? Whip out your no true scottsman fallacy 'You shouldn't want to be like Andrew tate. You should want to be like ME! They guy who relishes at the prospect of being inferior to a retard.' So you can roll around with all of the other undesirables and lie to yourself. 'At least I don't have to be worse than Hym! Even if I was I'd just make some shit up like I do with Tate.' Your only redeeming quality some amorphous, unqualifiable, contribution that amounts to little more than laundering you receive AS CHARITY, TO A DIFFERENT CHARITY. And even if you COULD quantify it, and you COULD make it more concrete, it would STILL add up to LESS than HIS contribution.
Hym "That's a strawman. And, BEYOND that, HIS contribution is a peripheral element of MY FUCKING CONTRIBUTION. It's Record of Ragnarok. You'd rather die than have humanity be saved by Jack the Ripper. Not that I am at all like Jack the ripper but I'm sure you get the point. It's pathetic. It so important for you to reinforce the notion that those who are unsuccessful with women are deserve the hate they get. 'Everyone I hate deserves the hate they receive and I'm the self-appointed arbiter of who people are not allowed to hate.' Women don't ever deserve the hate they receive. Incels do. Why? 'Because women validate me sometimes and if it doesn't make me special I don't have anyone to be better than.' No matter how meager or remedial your existence, you entire life is just one long sigh of relief that you don't have to be the piss-freak. And bulding relationships doesn't translate to success with women. Potential success with women is just the golden carrot hung out to motivate the unclean to work hard and be friendly to women. Perpetual false hope for some offered by a flippant and indifferent God."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
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Strawberry Makeup

A pink-blush soft pastel makeup trend focused on rosy cheeks, started by Hailey Bieber.
Person 1: “Have you tried the strawberry makeup trend?”
Person 2: “No, what’s that?”
Person 3:”Are you living under a rock? It’s all over tiktok!”
by violentnympth September 25, 2023
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Strawberry Shortcake

The act of ejaculating inside a woman's vagina while she is menstruating, sucking out the mixture of semen and menses whilst eating her out, then finally, passing the concoction into her mouth during kissing. It is a three part process that involves period sex, felching and snow-balling.
This new girl I am dating is a total freak, she's on the rag and asked for a Strawberry Shortcake. So I busted a nut in her bloody pussy, slurped that shit out while munching her box then spit that shit in her mouth.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin September 27, 2023
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