Sam moment

when some is like sam

He's having a Sam moment

by scribeofstuff May 13, 2022

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

Sam

Sam Is the most Gayest Ass Dude you will ever see. Every time you be-Friend One he will then Talk about Femboys and how “kawaii” they are with there Little skirts

Daniel: “I made a new friend, his name is Sam”
Muhammad: Ew sam He must be gay, block him

by Salty_Slayer November 29, 2021

Sam

Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.

Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )

by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018

Sam Tissen

A person who is always Salty in video games and in real life.
Possibly a genetic defect.

He is like Sam Tissen!

by 6969eastwoodacademy May 30, 2019

Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

sam

sam: a cross between simp and stan.
Otherwise known as the entire twitch moderator team

person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams

by @yackyodd January 1, 2020