greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

by Craven69 October 24, 2020

Sam/Jack

Sam/Jack is someone whom is is sweet, kind flirty and HORNY ASF ALL THE TIME ESSPECIALY IF HE IS FOR SOMEONE NAMED LUCAS (WHO ISNT A BOTTOM).

Lucas:...sam/Jack is so sweet.
Cloud:that man has mental issues you know.
Lucas: A N D?

by NPCxJack September 12, 2022

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

sam emphy

I had a Sam for my bf once... he broke my heart in collage. We had a GREAT relationship, since high school, but I broke up with him when I caught him having you-know-what with a different girl...

The love of my life, Sam Emphy, broke my heart.... <3 :(

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

Sam gleason

A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool

Jeff: ayo who’s that fat dude that just called me fat
Dan: oh yeah that’s Sam Gleason

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Sam from Disregard

Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.

Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!

by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023

Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world

I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020