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Porn Attack

A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.
"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."
by potato_in_my_anus October 15, 2015
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kiddie porn

illegal shit. Kid having s*x with a another kid or adult having s*x with a kid. It is similar to lolicon and shotacon.
kiddie porn is so damn disgusting. why the fuck would u search up a kid having *** with another kid or adult?
by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022
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skater porn

Graphic photographs of bodily injuries from skateboarding.
The road rash on your back looks painful, you should take a picture of it and post it on the internet, it would make some really hot skater porn!
by Bergen County Bombers June 28, 2011
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knee porn

by nevermindvd January 7, 2017
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yellow porn

Yellow porn is a form of pornography that involves urine. Yes, it is basically people pissing on each other for pleasure (money).
Yellow porn is disgusting, but recent studies say that it is only obscene if the piss-ee is enjoying it.
by suburbanite December 5, 2003
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smut porn

Smut porn is a type of murder porn and rape porn, which is illegal in most countries, due to many of the victims being real, and being really killed. It is exceptionally blood filled and gorey. Law enforcement agencies across the world are trying to stop this, and are trying to track people who view it and find the people who make it.
The psychopath murderer commonly watched smut porn before he killed his next victim.
by TwiztidKitten420 December 8, 2015
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amateur porn

People banging in to etch other at 360p in a amateur video filmed whit a iPhone 4s
Damn this amateur porn trash
by thicnigganobitches May 9, 2018
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