Bunker Pants Bunny

Someone who always fucks or dates firefighters

Oh my god, she is such a bunker pants bunny, she has slept or dated every fireman in the county

by Bunkerpantsbunny September 6, 2016

Colorado brownie pants

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.

"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."

"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."

by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016

painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

poo ur pant

when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,

Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK

by tufcyvghbj September 9, 2018

Open toed pants

Article of clothing that allows a camel toe to be easily discernible from a distance of no less than 18 feet.

It is highly encouraged for new hires to wear open toed pants on the first day in the office.

by Poochy July 24, 2019

sauced his pants

He who indulges in fatty foods and a quart of malt liquor.

Jerry drank a quart of Colt45, ate a bucket of KFC original recipe and sauced his pants. Stunk like fuck.

by Dawgbreff April 23, 2018

Fla fla pants

Really ugly colorful stay at home pants

Hey look at Peter shoveling his driveway this morning in his fla fla pants hahaha!

by killoco January 18, 2020