Check the hands

A phrase meant to indicate that the apparently female subject of a photo or video might in fact be male, with large hands being the tell. It was invented in the Something Awful subforum "Laissez Faire" in 2009. It has since spread to several other online communities, including Badgame Dot Com.

"Girl? Uh, check the hands, dude."

by im a big fag November 9, 2012

hand of mercy

when you hold in a wank for an extreme amount of time, then violently relieving yourself.

damn I haven't wanked in 4 days, better give myself the old, hand of mercy.

by wristynation December 9, 2013

Hand head

When someone gives someone else (or themselves) head with there hand.

ie: eww ashimid gave his guinea pig hand head!

hand head yeet

by Dingglejerry July 24, 2019

femboy hands

The hands of a male that are soft and delicate with beautiful nails and are perfect to look at

Person 1: he has such femboy hands

Person 2: i know they are so soft and nice to hold

by The Damn King September 12, 2021

Hand Dancing

standing with feet firmly planted but arms, hands and in extreme cases fingers gesticulating wildly to the beat of the music. Usually male, hand dancers tend to wear headbands.

Last night the show was packed and I was stuck near a enthusiastic hand dancing kook

by Bud Good August 6, 2009

hand juggy

another name for a hand job.

man.. i got the best hand juggy last night.

by pookezz April 30, 2009

Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015