National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats

John: Yo u should eat her pussy today
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!

by Bnvhu October 28, 2020

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National cat calling day

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that

Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

by Yourlocalitalian March 27, 2021

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National grab thigh day

On april 17 everything on that day grabs someone thigh or ass

April 17 is the day of national grab thigh day hell yeah

by Wgsorbvaosfb April 11, 2019

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National dick sucking day

may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)

national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?

by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019

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national grab pussy day

December 18. National grab pussy day is where you find ya girl(or if ur single a random girl) and u grab tf outta dat pussy

Bryce- “ I grabbed Serena’s pussy so hard it squirted all over me”
Matt-“ Bro I gotta find a girl and just grab random pussy for national grab pussy day”

by Fuckkkmeee November 2, 2017

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On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.

*Grabs dick* "WHAT THE F WAS THE FOR?" "It's national grab dick day!" "Ohhhhhh ok ;)"

by anongirl1305 May 25, 2018

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