national hand day

29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-

'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

National 🅿️imp day

National Pimp day is February 15th, it is the dedicated day for Pimps as the 14th (Valentines day) is for couples. Pimp day is when you celebrate being single, and being for the streets.

Did you hear about national 🅿️imp Day?

you: yeah that’s my favorite day of the year to play bitches

by Wherethehoes@? February 14, 2022

National Roger Day

The celebration of the one and only Roger Shunnarahs birthday 🥳

“What are you doing today?-Liam

“What do you mean, obviously celebrating national roger day!”-Niall

by laylamarie February 18, 2022

national aaron day

national aaron day is every february 22nd.

did you know that national aaron day is on 2/22/22 this year!!
no way that’s so cool!

by zivina February 22, 2022

National Edging Day

Every march 2, instead of jacking and finishing, you are edging. Get your girlfriends or boyfriends and participate in this fun activity. Consensually of course. If you last less than 10 edges, you owe ur girlfriend or boyfriend a date.

Its national edging day. My stamina better be ready for this.

by Urbanskimulll March 2, 2022

national steal a hoodie

Simply take a hoodie from someone who isn't paying attention.

-oh hey give me my hoodie back!!

-sorry it's May 7th national steal a hoodie day so I'm not going to
-I'm stealing yours next!!

-well you just told me so you can't I'll hide it.

by Gwen<3 March 7, 2022

National idiots day

December 21 is national idiots day where we celebrate being idiots

Happy national idiots day dumbass

by Swagman252 May 18, 2021