Mud Monster

I am become this.

Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

Mud Sundae

When you have liquid diarrhea and you hold your cheeks together to let it get warm in there then someone eats your ass. Ya know like hot fudge!

I took her to Shuckers and gave her a mud sundae.
Hold on babe! I’m warming up your mud sundae.
Just when I thought she couldn’t get any hotter, she gave me a Mud Sundae.

by Ice cream man 6969 April 26, 2025

Mud on the tires

When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks

That Taco Bell is about to put some mud on the tires

by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023

Mud Vape

Blowing vape through a resined filled bong and inhaling the now saturated resined vapor back into ur lungs and exhaling for a mud tasting vape.

Yo after that mud vape, I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth.

by ELIXIR4LIFE January 12, 2019

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Mud Juggling

Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.

Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!

by ShitSticker April 27, 2021