Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.

“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”

by Banana & Split April 30, 2022

meat hatch

a place of human remans in south Americaby the tempull

look over there that's the meat hatch

by /a-c_4>3 May 9, 2022

meat watcher

Someone who is obsessed with watching a dudes package trying to see if it’s a big one or not.

Savannah Rose is a meat watcher! She’s obsessed with going to the bars and checking out the dudes packages.

by MizGriz69 May 12, 2022

Meat Melter

A particularly ugly person who makes a hard dick go limp, like, immediately.

Bro, that girl we saw at the bar was hot but her friend was a total meat melter.

by PJCENT$ January 12, 2022

meat chewer

A meat chewer is a person who aggressively rides someone's meat so much to the point they end up becoming a nuisance to the person their meat riding and a bigger nuisance to other people.

Thus, chewing the meat.

"Luis is such a meat chewer he literally scared off Marcus"

by CDEPT November 23, 2022

Meat grinder

Slang term for a really good fleshlight.

"I just stuck my dick in a meat grinder."

by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021