ohio Kevin

A man who hangs around at the local bar everyday.

Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”

by totallycracked December 29, 2022

Kevin-proof

Something that is proofed against dummies like kid-proof but for adults

This is a Kevin-proof flat, nothing can get broken

by The-memess March 10, 2021

kevin 11

The reason I watch ben 10 alien force

Kevin 11 : you gotta treat a woman like you treat a car

Gwen : go on

Kevin 11 : no I sense I’ve made a mistake

by Soulscythe May 29, 2022

Kevin Boehm

a choir teacher who has had a little too much coffee and screams sometimes (we dont know why)

best father ever
we love our choir teacher

boehm 2024

man: whats with that guy?

man 2: i think hes mr boehm, the choir teacher
man: KEVIN boehm?? cool!

by boehms favorites September 22, 2022

Kevin and Jason

The ultimate OTP. These two can't get enough of each other and are constantly touching one another. As a couple, they take on challenges together and our very family orientated. They love kids and are looking to adopt in the future. Overall, a truly magnificent pair.

Ex: "Look there's Kevin and Jason, wow they are so in love"

by shitbrickofaphone April 28, 2017

Kevin Godert

The most handsome and amazing man that has ever existed. He is an absolute gentleman and such a kind-hearted person. He has the biggest heart and is super hardworking. Such a lovable guy. He’s also the best dad. The definition of perfect.

Kevin Godert is perfect

by Shay0212 June 20, 2024

Kevin Lee Brown

Very sexy and smart. One of the greatest people ever. A great sex machine and all girls want him. He is great at everything. He is more beast more than his dad. If you get a Kevin keep him. He is the most bad ass person ever.

I'll Kevin lee brown your ass into next week.

by Poppy small Wang July 15, 2017