Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.

“Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”

by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024

January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 15

The day when the most amazing, prettiest, talented anda charismatic people are born. They also a kind-hearted person that loves to help people around him/her and always be the centre of attractions wherever they are.

Ouh your birthday is on January 15? You're almost perfect!

by worldwidefacts January 26, 2021

Friday 13th january

Confess everything to your friends day

“You suck”

“That’s not kind”

“It’s Friday 13th January I’m being honest”

by Hannah56random January 13, 2022

january 25

national dani day
hi my names dani and january 25th is my birthday so it is national dani day

did you hear that january 25th is national dani day?

by luococholy August 9, 2025

January 30

National blade day

“Hey what are you gonna do on january 30?”
“Oh you mean the national blade day?”

by Cavern January 2, 2024