No internet

Sebastian

No internet is being a Sebastian a Sebastian has no internet and resorts to doing puzzles and having family time

by Reeeeee a while Sebastian September 13, 2021

Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok June 2, 2012

Internet Hotdog

When you get an unexpected dick pic.

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?

Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internetion

Intervention in case of a serious internet addiction

We just met up and had an internetion with him. Last chance before we pull the plug on him.

by Heimir Han June 11, 2016

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

funny internet man

a man who pretends to be funny on the internet

i'll show you a funny internet man!

by Your pseudonym September 5, 2025

Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.

Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020