goat debate

A debate between people on who is the greatest player to play the sport. In football the Goat debate is currently between Messi and Ronaldo.

“I just think this goat debate will never end..”

by Kakari August 14, 2024

broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

Goat

1. Something that is totally ridiculous, but still awesome.

Did you see that guy try and joust with that windmill? Totally goat!

by ThomasCock April 5, 2015

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.

The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.

by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

Emiliano The Goat

A silly goober type who often enjoys making content on social media platforms such as YouTube.

Often characterized as silly, goofy, or illegal.

“And what is this” “A border hopper 😔”
“Would NOT wanna make Emiliano The Goat angry.”

by Textbook 11 December 7, 2023