my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

by sisterslurp May 18, 2019

Crazy friend

A friend who is wild. The girl believes the BOY is beautiful and he flirts with him by calling him a “Crazy Friend”

Olivia- Your such a crazy friend Wavy JJ
Wavy JJ- thanks beautiful

by How's your knee? Gah May 20, 2019

Friend Love

A love between two friends or close aquatints

One friend: hey bestie i friend love you :)
Other friend: Awh i friend love you too :)

by Mr Polska December 7, 2019

Flash Friends

A couple who meet and, within minutes, are doing some naked bumping and grinding.

Yo, Dave. I just met this girl Valerie in the kitchen and we became Flash Friends in the bathroom!

by FreddieB123 August 15, 2019

What are friends

Something I don’t have😭

Somebody: “what are friends”

Me: “something I don’t have”*cries*

by YourMumDamien September 24, 2019

Friend shift

When you are dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

Friend shift: When you were dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

by Rep69 September 29, 2019

Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.

Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.

by sgegx April 17, 2018