food flashbacks

When you think the food you ate last night was good, but the next morning it all comes back to you and you feel like crap.

Jimmy John: I just had food flashbacks of that mac n' cheese.

Sally Sue: I told you that having cheese "juice" was not the best option.

Jimmy John: Ok- *cramps, stomach pain* Argh!

by personpersona July 13, 2019

Food cucked

When someone is on the receiving end of ordering a crap meal (worst thing on the menu) and the rest of the table is enjoys their delicious food. All the while they sit and watch a their friends enviously like a cuckold.

Eddie sat and watched while his compatriots enjoyed their beautiful meals. He unfortunately had ordered the blt that the kitchen had not even bothered to put bacon on. In that moment he had been food cucked.

by Sushidushi August 21, 2021

Fooded

Finished Eating food.
It's like painted, created, seated etc.
You have finished your food. Its food in past tense

I haven't fooded yet

by Prishhhh March 20, 2024

Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.

Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding

by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013

Food Destroyer

A person who will devour their food and your food. They leave no scraps. Usually named Owen.

I hate going out to eat with that person they are such a food destroyer.

by Jefferyepstein July 20, 2020

food

My love

Food is my one true love

by potato°cunt™ February 18, 2017

blurter food

the bits left on your knob after you've rammed her in the blurter.....

did you like that blurter ramming honey.....turn around and have some blurter food

by 2260 July 21, 2007