Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?

John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.

by BLaM666 August 29, 2018

Egg Nugget

WTF is an Egg Nugget???

Daniel: Wtf is an Egg Nugget???
Kade: ermmm its agshully Egg NOGGET as in eggnog buddy :nerd:

by Scarce21 December 21, 2022

World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.

Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!

by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 16, 2019

Don’t fall on an egg

To be very wary of your surroundings

When you go out don’t fall on an egg

by Smia December 15, 2020

Egg

An object that took over Instagram of early 2019, surpassing Kylie Jenner as the account with the most likes on a single post.

Have you liked the picture of the egg yet?

by BDSM GOD January 16, 2019

eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

Good Egg

Used to describe someone who is kind, reliable, and generally pleasant to be around. It refers to a person with good character, someone who is trustworthy and decent. The term is often used in a light-hearted or affectionate way.

You hear Dante is driving us to steel later? He's a good egg.

by anonymous July 18, 2024