Dylan John Price

Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .

that guy is so Dylan john price

by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023

Dylan

When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.

“Mum pick me up I feel like Dylan”
“Man I don’t feel good right now I feel like Dylan”

by Rob nail March 8, 2025

dylan

scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock

dylan has a 6.4 in dick

by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021

Dylan

A dude with a big dick, and nice balls.
He has a nice personality, but it takes time to become his friend. He has a funny and dark side of humor, and you either really like it or don’t get it. He is more shy and tends to be quiet around a crush

I had a great time with him last night, such a Dylan, took time for me to get to him.

by TheDylanOG March 30, 2020

Dylan Goetz

An amazing human being and very good at everything he does

Hey did you see Dylan Goetz, he is very amazing at everything he does

by TwitchyGnu May 5, 2020

Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.

No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT

by aah2003 April 16, 2019

Dylan

Often a Dylan looks awfully alot like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. A Dylan often smells bad, doest care about hygene, and plays fortnite for 7 hours of his day. Dylan has a very limited amout of friends and most of his friends think he is annoying.

Dont be such a Dylan.

by PPdestroyer69420 May 7, 2021