Penis boobs

Testicles

I love how my body looks in the mirror especially my penis boobs! Credit Brandon

by T.K. O'nuts November 22, 2018

Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.

'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'

by Bryan Henriques February 2, 2022

national bOOb day

The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.

Hey do you know what day national boob day is?
Yeah I looked it up and it says August 2nd!

by luna is my dog jack is my cat August 4, 2021

Boobs

Boobs

I hope your boobs are good today

by Oh he is the best place January 28, 2022

Boob-notized

adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.

Did you see her Tig ol bitties? Had my homie straight boob-notized!

by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019

boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019