Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

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Mike Bailey

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.

A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”

B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”

by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020

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mike groff

A guy that loves Perry county isn't born in America, makes sure his hair is always combed, and thinks everyone around him is laughing at him.

If you hear someone say are they talking about me? it must be Mike Groff

by Bladey23 June 09, 2020

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Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

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killer mike

Some random nigga who robbed Travis Scott at the Grammys.

rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

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