Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.

"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."

by Pvt Duct Tape November 18, 2009

trigger time

1. Expression used to denote how much time an individual has spent firing their weapon.

2. Also used to describe the time a man spends firing his gun in female cavities. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.

Gun = dick

Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun.

"One of the odd things about the Army is how little actual trigger time you get. You carry your weapon around a lot, but aside from periodic qualifications or occasions where it gets entirely too exciting you don’t shoot very much."

"Yo, I wuz gettin' some major trigger time with your ex last week."

by MuhFuh June 15, 2006

Dime Time

When you take your time getting ready and you know you look like a dime and then you go out and then it's officially DIME TIME!

boy: " DAMN GIRL! you look good where you going tonight?"
girl: " It's DIME TIME duh. "

*see's hot girls just walk in the club*
boy1: damn she's a ten.
boy2: It's dime time.

by $avannah. July 31, 2011

metric time

A system of telling time where there are 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours in a day, which makes a 100 000 second day. This is different than the current Imperial system of telling time where there are 86 400 seconds in a day. There are currently no countries that use metric time, but that is likely to change.

person 1:Hey what time is it?
person 2:Oh, in metric time it's 5:94
person 1:wtf?!

by Edmoil December 10, 2008

down time

Time when your computer is stuck in a blue screen or won't turn on because M$ Windows is a POS.

That's why I run Mac OS. If every comp were a mac, downtime wouldn't be in this dictionary.

by downtime November 23, 2003

Facebook Time

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime

Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."

by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010

Pleasure Time

A game played with pool balls on a pool table. One player stands on each side of the table (played with 4 players in all). Each player receives 4 balls. The object of the game is to whip the balls around the table trying to crush your opponents fingers. If your fingers are hit, you have the option of staying in the game or quitting. The last person left is the winner. Once a ball falls into a pocket, it cannot be retreived. If all the balls are gone, then all the pockets are emptied onto the table and the game continues. Fast pace + lots of riccochet = fun game of Pleasure Time.

Hey man wanna shoot some pool?
Nah, I'd rather play Pleasure Time!
Didn't Johnny break his finger playing that game?
Yeah, but that's because he's a n00b.

by zeg_pertovich February 21, 2011