8 second bull ride

When you are fucking your wife or girlfriend in the doggy style position, you grab one hand full of hair and one on her shoulder and get a good grip and tell her " You really remind me of my ex." And see if you can hold on for the full 8 seconds. My best time is 5.....

I think I'm going to try the 8 second bull ride tonight.

by Cory T December 31, 2007

Ride red get head

When someone rides a Honda and gets all the girls

You know what they say about Honda’s ride red get head

by Punt thy baby April 23, 2020

Whatever rides your donkey

Synonym of "Whatever floats your boat".

friend: What do you feel like doing?

me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.

by Diemon Daves June 13, 2010

Ride wife life good

ride wife

life good
wife fight back
kill wife
wife gone
think about wife
regret

ayo ride wife life good tho

by Nutmeister September 23, 2020

Magic Carpet ride

After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical

Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride

by A haas February 18, 2009

full ride to brown university

A euphemism for anal sex

Bob: I gave that chick a full ride to Brown University if you know what I'm sayin'

by asspillow October 8, 2013

ride one's own melt

to go one's own way, enjoying the pleasure of the here and now and ignoring what others think.

to live according to the values you appreciate and the qualities you've gained

"...I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt" (Troy Dyer, "Reality Bites", the movie)

I'm often told that i'm doing everything totally wrong, that i'm a loser. I simply say I'm riding my own melt.

ride one's own melt

by scaryalien17 May 11, 2009