my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023

long bit

Long bit means you want to eat someone butt hole entirely where they bleed and piss everywhere

yo i wanna long bit you

by cornball29 January 9, 2023

long ye

a filthy prisoner and drug addict who disappoints everyone in his life

girl: please stop smoking meth

boy: shut up im a long ye

by swagdude34 November 21, 2023

Long

A chinese name for a bad-ass motherfucker

That's Long. He's one bad-ass mf.

by WatsGoois November 21, 2023

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Two sauces long

WUT DA CAT DOIN

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long

by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023