National Bully Kyle Day

National Bully Kyle day. Have you ever looked at your friend named Kyle and thought, "Wow, I really wish there was a day I could just rip on him."? Well, you're in luck. Mark your calendars, because December 10th is the annual day to harass your dear friend Kyle.

"Hey, Kyle. You're a little bitch. Fuck you!"
"Woah! What's with the hostility, man?"
"Don't you know? It's December 10th - National Bully Kyle Day!"

by .Schade December 10, 2025

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National Send a Tiddy Pic Day

April 18th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic

person 1: Aye yo today’s national send a tiddy pic day

person 2: damn right! i gotchu, fam *sends a titty pic*

person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*

by Faatmeit December 12, 2025

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“GOAT” Took It Easy Day

The day Michael Jordan scored 2 points in a blow out loss against the Lakers.

“It's a good thing Michael Jordan was wearing #23. LAL Coach Phil Jackson might not have recognized him otherwise.”

Hey, Jim, happy “GOAT” took it easy day!
Happy GOAT took it easy day to you too!

by Not Lebron James December 15, 2025

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swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha

“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”

by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025

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