national Evelyn day

May 23rd, a day to appreciate Evelyn’s around the globe.

“Hey! It’s May 23rd!! Happy National Evelyn Day!”

by Panic!Evie May 22, 2024

National send a nude day

All u have to do is ask and they have to send a nude

“Him”Hi can I have a nude

“Her”Why
“Him”because it’s national send a nude day

“Her”ok I’ll send one

by Vbndsdfg May 22, 2024

National Send a Nude Day

May 22nd is the official National Send a Nude Day! Send those nudes to us fine fellas.

I can’t wait to spoil my mans on National Send a Nude Day.

by JoJoButtPlug May 22, 2024

Marie Day

A day where we celebrate the green splatoon squid idol waifu herself, Marie.

Me: IT'S MARCH 13~!
Random dude: What's so special about March 13?
Me: IT'S MARIE DAY~!

by Briceterry04 May 22, 2024

may 23 national send nudes day

may 23 is national send nudes day

hey today is may 23 national send nudes day *sends nudes*
thanks bro *saves*

by nigganigga May 22, 2024

Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

National Irv Day

A day of that year that is reserved for Irv’s all around the globe. This nationally known holiday has the reputation of a day of craziness. It’s a day all about celebrating Irv, appreciating Irv, and most importantly letting national Irv day be known for the uncultured people who may not know about it.

Hey dude, June 4th is coming up! I can’t wait, we need to get a piñata and tannerite to celebrate. This is going to be the best National Irv Day of all time!

by I like dick 27 May 24, 2024