Slap ass day

Slap your friends ass for free

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day

by anonymous February 8, 2022

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick

I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day

by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019

Sam Day

a sexy masculine man (often zesty) who never leaves his girlfriend’s side

Yo chill Sam Day!

by natestavely May 6, 2024

International shorty party day

You are allowed to snatch a shorty and throw them into the air without their permission

Happy international shorty party day alila!

by 5'4" guy October 22, 2020

the day

today is the day and the day is up to me on when it is the day

big man: todays the day

short beta: for what???

big man: its the day im right

short beta: yes ofc day is any day!!!

big man: CORRECT!

by Glueman May 15, 2022

National ask your crush out day

March 7
Ask your crush out it’s ok if they say no but hopefully they will

Go for it ladies and men!

John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!

by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021