national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling
kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh
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Because it's the religion and not the shit you're saying it is you stupid bitch.
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"

Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."

The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"

Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Ears Day

Happy ears day! Today is the day where you take pics of ur ears and create them as your whatsaap profile pic so go ahead and start confusing people love from bskskbss period ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—have a good day ๐Ÿ˜„-
Hapoy national ears day penchod. What the f sally? Stop being a boomer
by Sallyyyytangali January 21, 2021
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National Suck Dick Day

A day after mother's day it's sons day today one sexy girl is gonna suck your dick
by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022
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Fuck the Owner Day

On December 22nd, all members of a discord server have the right to break every rule, and fuck with the owner, on this day the owner is completely powerless, and has to watch the fuckery being committed Fuck the owner day
by davetheglizzygobler December 22, 2022
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a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler
charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing

charlie:what itโ€™s just national skibidi toilet day
by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024
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