*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
by goth_jesus May 2, 2024
Get the dick biting daymug. on December 10th a game was released called DOOM influencing the First Person Shooter genre and was created by John Romero and John Carmack, This day people with play there first ever DOOM game, will post about DOOM on there social media, and wear DOOM merchandise.
You are talking to a random stranger, be kind!
MrJohnny34: Happy National DOOM everyone!
CaptainPrice69: You too, keep ripping and tearing!
MrJohnny34: I will, have a nice day.
National DOOM Day is where you celebrate the critically acclaimed DOOM franchise
MrJohnny34: Happy National DOOM everyone!
CaptainPrice69: You too, keep ripping and tearing!
MrJohnny34: I will, have a nice day.
National DOOM Day is where you celebrate the critically acclaimed DOOM franchise
by TheRichSlayer May 2, 2021
Get the National DOOM Daymug. On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
by laydim12 April 28, 2024
Get the National pussy sending daymug. (Every day)
The day we celebrate Tom Nook, and perform a cult ceremony in relief and gratefulness that he has not killed us and stolen all of our bells. We sacrifice the ignorant.
The day we celebrate Tom Nook, and perform a cult ceremony in relief and gratefulness that he has not killed us and stolen all of our bells. We sacrifice the ignorant.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you payed your loans yet?
Person 2: lmao no, why?
Person 1: bro it’s literally nook appreciation day
Person 2: whats that?
*audible sound of approaching chanting and guns being cocked*
Person 2: lmao no, why?
Person 1: bro it’s literally nook appreciation day
Person 2: whats that?
*audible sound of approaching chanting and guns being cocked*
by antsii September 11, 2021
Get the Nook Appreciation Daymug. by gortniteboy1818 August 13, 2021
Get the Nation thigh pic daymug. This is a day where we are thankful for georgenotfound and his amazing content and merch he provides. (georgenotfound.shop)
by Anonymous Trump Supporter November 24, 2021
Get the Thankful for George Daymug. ”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”
Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs
Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*
Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs
Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*
by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019
Get the National Boobie Grabbing Daymug.