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Double Virgin

A person who views themselves to be so holy and upright in regards to their sexuality that to even be called a virgin leaves room for the possibility of losing their virginity. These individuals couldn't kiss there middle school crush or even hold hands without thinking that they'll end up getting someone pregnant. As these individuals age navigating the dating world becomes harder for them then the average individual. They also hold two "V" cards and believe in re-virginalization even after they've used there two "V" cards.
Mary was originally a double virgin and gave birth after losing her first "V" card, she is still a virgin even though she has a child (2-1=1)
Brad doesn't want his wife to know he had a partner before her so he claims he is a double virgin and can state that his wife took his virginity.
by shahzam November 28, 2018
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Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.
Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!
by augoose January 30, 2018
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virgin media

Tv channels, radio stations and newspapers unspoiled by political propaganda and mediapocricy
Does a more virgin media even exist in north America?
by Sexydimma January 6, 2015
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virgin nation

A group of born again virgins that refuse to have any sex unless granted by CEO
No matter how big that booty is i cant fuck her i am part of virgin nation
by Too Cool For Boss School February 6, 2017
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pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
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Virgin

Someone who refuses to have sex with Lollie
A: Did you get laid tonight?
Lollie: No, because Pat Lu is a massive virgin
by idonfgwqopmvwe February 2, 2021
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Virgin

A man above the age of 22 living in mis mothers basement playing league of legend, Roblox, or Minecraft. Although Minecraft is not that bad, there are a few cases where it can be sad. They would report you for being "inappropriate" (making shrines of a man with a large schlong having a wank) These fat fucking sad pricks are the definition of virgin.
"haha, look at William talking to his 9yr old Roblox gf what a virgin, and a nonce.
by The Legendary Ninja_Bro_2 November 2, 2021
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