ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

Ur mom

1.) An example of something big.

2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.

3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.

4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.

Example:

Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?

Me: Ur Mom

by AdmiralBitchyton August 3, 2022

ur mom

well its ur mom duh

ur mom left for the milk

by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025

Ur mom

somone who is dead (I’m sorry for their family’s lost)

JeSsIcA: Hey!! It’s ur mom!
MaN: So it’s someone who is dead? Why wouldn’t you say that in the first place-? Gosh JeSsIcA!

by Name starts with “A” October 26, 2020

Ur brothers ur mother

The most powerful, insane, phrase that can ever be spoken of.

Steve: ur mum gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Steve: THATS IT. UR BROTHERS UR MOTHERRR

*Two universes collide and create a black hole which destroys all of the galaxy*

by DEEPCREEP May 11, 2018

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by uR mOm :) * January 12, 2022

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020