Twat squat

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

by Assclap90k November 18, 2023

twat fuckery

Something you say when a twat is talking shit.

Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"

by Stefano Alejandro Ramirez III March 25, 2016

Twat Stopper

An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.

My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.

by SevenEvils April 19, 2015

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017

Pig twat

Brittany martin

Brittany martin is a pig twat yo...you ain't ever seen such a selfish dope smoking face Pickens 💩

by Gyeahh October 08, 2022

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 01, 2017

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman May 26, 2011