Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while

It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.

by Stayout February 21, 2019

Syruppy Waffle

Similar to the Dutch oven, when one pulls the covers over their partner's head and then proceeds to flatulate. However, instead of a fart, diarrhea surprise for all parties involved.

Annie went to give Sam the ole Dutch oven, but the Chinese food from last night had other ideas and Sam got the Syruppy Waffle surprise instead. Sam threw up and the bed needed to be burned.

by Donbojim January 21, 2024

Waffle

Tasty treat only pancake lovers hate. You can add Nutella or peanut butter to make it taste different.

Ooh you made waffles!

Don’t show them to your brother he’s a pancake person.

Ok…

by Cats4Life…………………….. April 2, 2023

Waffle

To speak like you know what your saying but you are indeed clueless

(1)whos your favorite football player
(2)It's got to be Michael Jordan just the way he moves with the ball and his foot work

Person 2 is waffling

Waffle

by @hvhs_anime September 5, 2021

Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

waffle hoggin

At 3 am when the clubs close. The fatchicks who weren't picked up leave the clubs and go to the waffle house. When guys go to the waffle house to pick up these fat hogs, it's called waffle hoggin'.

Hey Steve, it's 3 a.m. And it's the weekend. Time to go waffle hogging. Steve says: He'll yeah man! And we had better hurry or they'll all be gone.

by Doctord453 September 15, 2013

Cunt waffle

Cunt waffle

She's a cunt waffle

by Typpo February 22, 2019