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Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”
Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh
by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022
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Come dump

Come dump is the same as cum dump but are trying too be secretly about it.
person 1: This is the come dump and go
person 2: sooooo the cum dump and go
person 1: yeah.........
by This.is.for.smite March 27, 2022
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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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cock dumping

When you can’t keep or don’t want a rooster and give it away to someone else regardless if they want it.
Was cock dumping last night and my neighbor saw me.
by Fatty_Nug July 11, 2020
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Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.
“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”
by Alfredo cheesecake February 16, 2022
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Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018
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Trump Dump

When 6-8 people get together and take a dump in the same bathtub, and then get in.
While making sure everyone was go for the orgy, Michael requested that they all have a Trump Dump to get more aquainted.
by DrFunkles January 11, 2021
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