Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.

that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing

by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014

sad ninja hours

when you and the bois become sad

Friend: what time is it?
you: it's sad ninja hours 😔
Friend: oh 😔

by Slaughter Republic May 1, 2021

pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011

ninja fartnite simulator

the most coolest game in roblox you should play it now

Person 1: IM TIRED SEEING U PLAYING NINJA FARTNITE SIMULATOR!11!
Person 2: bro you should play it
Person 1: Nevermind, this is a fu- i mean dead game

by fywmblox December 24, 2021

Super Ninja Awesome

(adj.) A phrase used to describe someone who has surpassed bland old regular awesome, and has achieved a certain level of slyness. Once these two qualities have combined one has become Super Ninja Awesome.

Person 1: Gawd you are so sly, that was so awesome!

Person 2: Yeah, its because I'm Super Ninja Awesome

by Slyyyyyyyyy February 5, 2010

Great white ninja

When you cum on a girls face while she is sleeping, And you leave before she wakes up. Therefore you are the Great white ninja.

I ran into Elizabeth's room, Gave her The Great white ninja and left!

by trondoz January 2, 2010