Goatness

Great at 8ball

Your pure goatness

by An onomatopoeia May 01, 2018

Goatness

The experience of something being goated

Bro that anime was straight goatness

by TrvpstxrrTy January 09, 2022

Goatness

The experience of something goated

bro that anime was straight goatness

by TrvpstxrrTy January 09, 2022

Safari Goat

A large mammal that lives manly in Africa that eats almost anything. Mostly just an elephant.

Yo dude, did you see that safari goat eat that pumpkin!

by King Panda October 21, 2018

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 28, 2015

goat wrangler

a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.

holy shit i smashed that chick like a goat wrangler on heat!

by brodiedingo19 February 24, 2012

Goat head

The act of receiving head from the back while their nose pegs you and once you are near ejaculation they slap ur nuts which makes you scream like a goat.

Yooo a hooker offered me some goat head you have to try it.

by Fredricj May 04, 2025