Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

The place my dad went

Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home

The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went

by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022

Giga Dad

The Ultimate Man, the Dad to out Dad all Dads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would fall in love.

Woah! Look! It’s Giga Dad!

Giga Dad is so cool!

by Jvabw1ln June 14, 2023

Morgan's dad

When a person dad has a grinder account

I saw your father on grinder, he's such a Morgan's dad.

I heard your father has a grinder account,@morgansdad@grinder.

by brad-shaw November 4, 2016

Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.

“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”

by Trav’s Dads cock lover June 15, 2021

Dad

Hot man big pp

My dad left

by Hot pool boy June 13, 2021

Dad

Missing

My dad has been missing for 15 years of my life

by Dad where are you? March 14, 2020