Biscuit

An ugly, overweight, moonfaced, cat that belongs to ELA teachers.

"Wow Beletsky's cat is an abomination"..."Yeah, he sure is a Biscuit."

by BiscuitHater May 13, 2021

Biscuits Sike

He's the best guy itw.

Hey do you know biscuits sike from twitter?

Oh you mean that goated guy?

by Oh3435 May 22, 2021

Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”

by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021

Fuck Biscuit

A fuck biscuit is something you call your friends who are dumb and outright idiots used as a slur in heated arguments

Stfu you stupid fuck biscuit.

by Daddy1246 August 8, 2021

Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.

Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.

by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021

Spooky Biscuit

Turds left behind when a person sneaks into another person's bed and takes a dump under the blanket

I stayed at a friend's last night and woke to a horrible stench just to find I had rolled over onto spooky biscuits.

by GingerHoller June 6, 2021

butter mouth biscuit bitch

A greasy mouth dumb ass run down person with no hair and no help and no hope and no health and no hatred just hopping around with one leg and two I’s

Shut up you butter mouth biscuit bitch and tag care of your hair please😊

by anonymous November 26, 2024