take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

gotta take me outta

An expression stating ones need to exit an email trail among friends whilst within the work place.

Gotta take me outta these emails people, I am gonna get collared

by YidoRickyG October 29, 2008

Taking the 'B' Train Home

You're a huge bitch

Omg, what a bitch. she's taking the 'B' train home.

by Elio83 May 11, 2010

taking my arse for a piss

Explosive, liquid diarrhea.

Example
Vince: "You've been in there for a while!"
Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!"
Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"

by ShitDemon January 8, 2015

face down take down

A brutal take down/hold technique which is taught in most police academies. It has been banned in several states because it is know to kill the victim.

A police did a face down take down on my ass for not tucking in my shirt.

by hightower 1st October 9, 2009

take a seat young skywalker

A phrase used in the Star Wars prequel Episode III Revenge of the Sith. The line is said by Mace Windu

Person 1: You're on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.

by IC23 December 26, 2017

i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

by Al Gebra January 5, 2010