What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
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Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!
by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021
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paul bean

the term paul bean would mean to leave your child or to have been left by ones father

It could also mean to get so stoned you don’t remember your life
i got so paul beaned last night

paul bean left me
by paul bean March 23, 2018
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eye ball Paul

A drinking game that entails pouring a strong spirit into each eye before taking a large swig from the bottle.
John can’t see because he just did an eye ball Paul
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I love watching, Paul O'Grady, For the Love of Dogs
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paul mcdermott

A sexy beast, a smoker on the down low, and has a small dick
Damn, his dick so small Ima call him paul McDermott
by John mcappleseed March 03, 2017
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eric paul

The most unselfish man I've ever met, truly gods gift to the world. Always sees the best in everyone n everything, can always fine the good when you think there isnt any. Amazing father, brother, friend, and future husband... Truly the love of my life...
Man girl your such a lucky girl, what do they call a man like that???

Yeah i know, he's an Eric Paul n all mine❤😘
by Ur always November 19, 2017
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