Jacob

Person1: Hi how was your day

Person 2: I had to hang around with Jacob All day what do you think

Person 1: sorry man feel bad
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The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
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An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
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he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on
someone: who’s that guy over there helping the teachers

them: that’s jacob
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person 1 Hey? me and Jacob is going on a date.

Jacob I'm sorry but i am dating your best friend?
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always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.
Hey look it’s jacob
“He’s probably hard right now”
haha
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Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half
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