Clark's Nipple

A proposed mixed drink of tequila and Dayquil. For when you have the flu, but it's also Cinco De Mayo.

I just drank a red solo cup of Clark's Nipple, so flrkkt gzzrts spklrushushush...

by Waffleoctopus May 2, 2019

Balloon-Tail Nipple

When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.

Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."

by Enlightening type beat! May 29, 2021

Ripples and nipples

Ripples and nipples

Oh man, that sucks. But, at least you've got some free time now. Ripples and nipples.

by Old_neptune June 28, 2021

Old man nipples

Raisins.

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.

by Twin07 July 17, 2021

Wet ass nipple

Term referring to Portland Oregon

I hate living in this wet ass nipple place.

by Nwasshole June 3, 2022

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.

Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!

by dinky22 September 17, 2022