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michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
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Mike Manik

The real name of Kanye East, a rapper from Walterboro, South Carolina. Best known for Fortnite Balls, a freestyle rap with sussy lyrics.
Kanye East's music is really funny!

Oh, you mean Mike Manik?
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Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.
OMG you're such a Mike's
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Mike Wheeler

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl
“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”
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MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.
Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...
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Mike

The term used to ban someone from a Discord server with no real reason.
I just Mike'd this guy because he annoyed me
by CrippledWheelchairMcDumDum January 5, 2021
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Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.
by kurō kōdōra April 24, 2023
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