Supposed to be the next best Kevin of the NBA, instead, he's just a PJ tucker kinda guy, minus the d.
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"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
by leviticus3k December 22, 2021
Get the kevin christopher mug.A popular name for black dogs and anyone of colour, most commonly used by english cricketers when they don't know the actual name of the person they are addressing.
I was shopping at ASDA and I couldn't see the produce for the Kevins getting in my way and had to come home without my avocados.
I'm not getting on that bus it's full of Kevins!
Ask that Kevin there for a menu!
I'm not getting on that bus it's full of Kevins!
Ask that Kevin there for a menu!
by Martimuss December 23, 2021
Get the Kevin mug.An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
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A Kevin is a one-of-a-kind individual. Funny and relaxed, they can bring a sense of calm to an infuriating session. They often enjoy long workout sessions where they watch the other person do all of the work and even take great pleasure in the physical torture of the person doing the workout. Kevins understand that this fact is rarely missed by the person doing the working out, and Kevins tolerate items being thrown at them in protest, they are very giving like that.
Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.
Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!
Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.
Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!
Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
Look at that amazing Kevin!
by what is a ? May 25, 2022
Get the Kevin mug.Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
Me: thats kevin
Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?
Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
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